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    Jacob Mazer
    Key Master

    LunchTimePhoto

    Yow-Portrait

    We talked Vice into running this wild contest. Enter to win! Seriously!

    David Yow’s debut solo album is out today!. In honor of the occasion
    we would like to announce the “David Yow Creates Your Portrait”
    Contest, in which one lucky fan will win a portrait of themselves
    created by David Yow.

    To enter the contest, simply follow the instructions for one of the 5
    levels listed below. Ticket(s) baring your name will be entered into a
    random drawing, which will be broadcasted live on Friday June 28 at
    noon EST. The winner will receive a David Yow original portrait
    created in his own unique style. The portrait will be delivered to the
    winner in a nicely framed print, to forever adorn their home.

    LEVEL 1: I guess I sort of want it. (1 Ticket)
    WHAT YOU NEED TO DO: Send an email to yowcontest@gmail.com with the
    subject line “I guess I sort of want it.” That is all.

    LEVEL 2: I’ll trade for it. (5 Tickets)
    WHAT YOU NEED TO DO: (1) Create your own portrait of David Yow (in any
    artistic medium), and (2) email a photo of your Yow portrait to
    yowcontest@gmail.com with the subject line “I’ll trade for it.” *

    LEVEL 3: I WILL have this portrait on my wall!!! (15 Tickets)
    WHAT YOU NEED TO DO: (1) Buy a vinyl copy of Tonight You Look Like A
    Spider from the Joyful Noise website, (2) forward the receipt from
    your purchase to yowcontest@gmail.com with the subject line “I WILL
    have this portrait on my wall!!!”. **

    LEVEL 4: I MUST have it!!!!!!! (20 Tickets)
    WHAT YOU NEED TO DO: (1) Buy a vinyl copy of Tonight You Look Like A
    Spider from the Joyful Noise website, (2) buy a copy of Cause & Effect
    (feat. David Yow, Thurston Moore, etc.), and (3) forward the receipts
    to yowcontest@gmail.com having written at the top of the
    message-fields in all three emails “I MUST have it!!!!!!!”. **

    LEVEL 5: I AM PSYCHOTICALLY COMMITTED TO THIS (∞)
    WHAT YOU NEED TO DO: Send a check for $100,000.00 (or a package
    containing gold bullion of equivalent value) to the following address:

    JOYFUL NOISE
    c/o David Yow Contest
    1043 Viriginia Ave. Suite 207
    Indianapolis, IN 46203 USA

    ONCE THE CHECK CLEARS YOU WILL RECEIVE THE FOLLOWING PACKAGE:

    1) YOU & A COMPANION OF YOUR CHOICE WILL BE FLOWN TO WORLDWIDE
    HEADQUARTERS OF JOYFUL NOISE RECORDINGS, AND MET AT THE AIRPORT BY
    DAVID YOW & AT LEAST A DOZEN PEOPLE IN MARIACHI COSTUMES PLAYING
    VARIOUS INSTRUMENTS IN A JANGLING, NOISY, ATONAL CACOPHONY.

    2) YOU WILL BE WINED & DINED IN THE INTIMATE ATMOSPHERE OF THE
    WINDOWLESS CONCRETE BUNKER IN WHICH THE OFFICES JOYFUL NOISE
    RECORDINGS RESIDE. DURING THIS SUMPTUOUS MEAL, DAVID YOW WILL GIVE
    YOU A PRIVATE PERFORMANCE, LITERALLY CROONING INTO YOUR EAR & POSSIBLY
    HUMPING YOUR LEG.

    3) DAVID YOW WILL THEN PROCEED, OVER THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS, TO PRODUCE
    A LIFE-SIZE SCULPTURE OF YOU IN A MATERIAL OF HIS CHOICE. WHILE YOU
    ARE POSING FOR THIS SCULPTURE WE WILL PUT YOU UP AT THE HILTON OR
    SOMETHING.

    #2033

    Thomas Kennedy
    Key Master

    Important dates in music history-
    April 23, 1891 Sergei Prokofiev born
    May 21, 1977 Led Zeppelin play the Summit in Houston, TX
    June 26, 2013 Street date for David Yow’s “Tonight You Look Like A Spider”

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