{"product_id":"traumanaut","title":"Traumanaut","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003eI called him a petulant child, which was short-sighted, as a child can grow and learn from its mistakes, whereas Lord Phallus, my boss, has been creating the same problems for himself over and over again for more generations than I even know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\"BLAAAHH\" he keeps repeating between slams of his head down into his child-sized desk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\"Why do you even HAVE a desk?\" I \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003eimmediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e regret asking, knowing full well that its actual use is so that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003ethere's\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e something stable for him to stand upon while screaming pronouncements.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\"It's so I have something to stand on while I scream pronouncements!\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003ehe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e yells while climbing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003eGood lord.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\"I AM SAD!\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003ehe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e proclaims.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\"Everyone with half a brain is sad right now, you idiot,\" I tell him, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\"you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e are not special.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\"IT IS PRECISELY BECAUSE OF THIS THAT I AM SO UPSET!\" and continues, teetering slightly, \"It's like when you stay up in bed all night wasting your time worrying about death and how you've been too tired during the day to enjoy your life.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\"Listen,\" I say, \"We've got to turn something in to explain this record.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\"YOUR WORLD IS A STUPID PLACE RUN BY STUPID PEOPLE!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\"Nevertheless, you are one of them,\" I \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003ereturn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e and read him the following...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003eLord Phallus is a becloaked non-presence in a band of similarly vague personas, purposefully nebulous, but \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003ewhereas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e their many imitators use this as an excuse to deepen some bankable lore, the members of Goblin Cock truly wish to be ignored.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\"EGO-DEATH?\" Lord Phallus has been known to decry, \"SOUNDS LIKE SOME NARCISSISTIC BULLSHIT TO ME!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003eTRAUMANAUT is the newest LP (4th, 5th, or even 7th, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003edepending\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e who you ask) and sounds like a breath of unexpectedly fresh air, especially from such a quagmire of neurosis as this guy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003eAt times so personal sounding that any normal songwriter might go to ridiculous lengths to distance themselves from its honesty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; text-indent: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\" lang=\"EN\" class=\"TextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW78881880 BCX2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-size: 11pt; line-height: 19.55px; font-family: Arial, 'Arial_EmbeddedFont', 'Arial_MSFontService', sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW78881880 BCX2\" style=\"font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; color: windowtext; text-align: left; margin: 0px; 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