Anal Trump

The First 100 Songs

Catalog #: JNR290    Release Date: 11-06-2018

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  • The First 100 Songs
  • The First 100 Songs
  • The First 100 Songs
  • The First 100 Songs
  • The First 100 Songs


Track Listing / LISTEN
  1. You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
  2. PTSD Is Gay
  3. Some Mexicans Aren't Rapists
  4. I Like The Soldiers Who DON'T Get Captured
  5. My Daughter Is A Piece Of Ass
  6. Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents
  7. There's My African American!
  8. Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever
  9. Mexican Judges Don't Count
  10. Journalism Is Gay
  11. I'd Date My Daughter
  12. Grab Em By The Pussy
  13. Take His Coat
  14. Breast Feeding Is Gay
  15. Ted Nugent Is Cool
  16. Dave Mustaine Is Cool
  17. Trump Tower Has The Best Taco Bowl
  18. Poll Watcher
  19. Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
  20. Changing Diapers Is Gay
  21. Build That Wall
  22. Alex Jones Is Smart
  23. I'm In Astonishingly Excellent Health
  24. Stay In Your Pens
  25. 911 Was Inconvenient For Me, Personally
  26. Make America Great Again
  27. Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
  28. Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3
  29. I Demand An Apology!
  30. That Makes Me Smart!
  31. Mammograms Are Gay
  32. Nasty Woman
  33. Before I Proceed, I'd Like To Hear The Other Side Of The Argument Against Cervical Cancer
  34. Flip Your Panties
  35. The Fat Picture
  36. If I Don't Respect Women, Then How Come I Own A Beauty Pageant?
  37. Some Of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet To Sexualize
  38. The Trump Rule
  39. Working Wives
  40. Whom I'd Sleep With 2000 (In Order)
  41. Take The Hebe Outta Holocaust
  42. The Old State Department Library
  43. Christian Discount
  44. Race Detector
  45. Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips
  46. Let's See Some I.D.
  47. If It's Alright With Putin
  48. The ACLU Is Gay!
  49. Nuclear Football Photo-Op
  50. Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat?
  51. Sick People Are Gay
  52. For All My Friends!!!
  53. Asking For It?
  54. Victory Lap
  55. Old People Are Gay
  56. The Jobs You'll Get
  57. It's My Hat Now!
  58. Can You Believe It?
  59. Riot Receipt
  60. Kill The Poor, Then Fuck The Poor, Then Bill Their Families
  61. Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!
  62. Baby, It's Cold Outside
  63. Jingle Pence
  64. It's Always A White Christmas For Jeff Sessions
  65. The Bible Is My Favorite Book
  66. Santa Is Real, But Climate Change Is A Hoax
  67. Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?
  68. Where's My Parade?
  69. Tic Tacs And Mistletoe
  70. Carol Of The Pence
  71. My Cabinet Is Nuanced As Shit
  72. Normalize It!
  73. I Only Like The Prequels
  74. Where's My Apology?
  75. What's A Few Dead Kids Between Business Partners?
  76. I Alone Can Fix It
  77. The "Southern White House" IS Totally A Thing!
  78. Can't Get To Heaven Fast Enough
  79. Melanie (A Love Song)
  80. Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs
  81. Faith Initiative
  82. Biblically Qualified
  83. A Soft Sensuality
  84. Potty Law!
  85. A Widow's Applause (Delicious)
  86. Checks/Balances/Gay
  87. It's Just Business
  88. Can A Brother Get An RT?
  89. The Hand Shake
  90. See Sex Tape
  91. Autocorrect Is Gay
  92. Unpresidented
  93. Renewable Resources Are Gay
  94. "Experts"
  95. Computers Are Stupid
  96. Rational Discourse Is Gay
  97. Last Night In Sweden
  98. Human Checkers
  99. The President Of Australia Is Gay
  100. I'm Like A Smart Person

The true identities of Rob and Travis Trump remain shrouded in mystery. Are they the unwanted bastard children of the Philanderer-in-Chief? Regular citizens transformed into angry mutants by the deluge of toxic waste spewing from the 45th President’s mouth? Or simply two dudes from high-profile San Diego musical acts who decided to pay tribute to grindcore pioneers Anal Cunt through the words of a man who embodies that band’s name? Whatever the origin of these mystery men, they found only one way to deal with the insanity happening in the political world: they became Anal Trump. As Rob puts it, “Protest music is boring, and once I got the idea, the potential seemed bottomless.”

Anal Trump come from a rich tradition of politically-motivated extreme music. Grindcore’s origins date back to Margaret Thatcher’s Britain, when a collective of teenage anarcho-punks decided to call themselves Napalm Death and throw thrash metal and hardcore punk in a blender set to “loudest” and “fastest.” Featuring songs as short as one second long and angry anti-corporate, anti-fascist messages, Napalm Death were the perfect marriage of subject and sound. Anal Cunt (commonly known as A.C. and AxCx), formed by the late Seth Putnam in 1988, took grind to the next level by reducing it to the lowest common denominator.

A.C. pushed the boundaries of good taste, from their music (which often resembled nothing of the sort) to their logo (which resembled the orifices in their name) to juvenile song titles like “Hitler was a Sensitive Man,” “I Lit Your Baby on Fire,” and “Recycling is Gay.” It’s long been a source of debate whether they were serious or just being offensive for the shock value. Rob feels their appeal lies in that gray area. “They took hate so far beyond everything that all meaning seemed to invert at some point and back again so often that it became impossible to take seriously.” Whatever the intent, they succeeded in horrifying parents everywhere. Anal Trump have one distinct advantage over Seth Putnam’s trailblazing act: whereas Putnam and his collaborators had to come up with their own sleazy subject matter, Rob and Travis have a ready-made supply of parent-offending quotes straight from the Oval Office.

The First 100 Songs pays tribute to classic AxCx album titles like The 110 Song CD and 5643 Song EP. Produced, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Rob Trump, this boasts a hundred songs in eleven minutes -- their entire recorded output to date. From 2016’s pre-election That Makes Me Smart! EP all the way through the newer material contained in Thoughts, Prayers, and The Golden Age of Willful Ignorance, this truly exhaustive overview covers all the bases. With songs based on actual quotes by the man (“I Like The Soldiers Who DON’T Get Captured”) to creative interpretations (“My Cabinet Is Nuanced As Shit”) to Putnam-esque bon mots (“Renewable Resources Are Gay”), there’s a smorgasbord of Trumpiliciousness! According to Rob, their material has a universal appeal: “One of the things about this stuff is that, since most of it is taken right from his mouth or ideology, a Trumpster should be fine with it as much as a Bernie person would enjoy laughing at it. It's just a mirror and that, in itself, is terrifying.”

Rob and Travis Trump aren’t gonna fill your ears with talk of universal healthcare or equal voting rights or any of that socialist stuff -- although they donated 100% of the proceeds from their EPs to non-profit organizations like the ACLU and Planned Parenthood. They just want to point out that the most powerful man in the world is a hate-mongering clown, using shrieks and micro-riffs as their chosen vehicle. Anal Trump will soon take this show on the road with help from Justin Trump on bass and John Putin on drums, but as for their future plans? “I just want this ugly chapter of human history to finally be over.”

-Jeff Treppel


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