"I wanted to do something to make my mother happy, but she'd been dead 15 years. I wanted to do something that might make my daughter want to speak to me again after nearly a full year of deafening radio silence. I wanted to give something meaningful to someone, somewhere, somehow, Christ. And if I couldn't do something that was gonna change the world for sure, the least I could do was to make sure that one day, the music created by two aging squires from the Kingdom of Fife who call themselves AMBULANCES would someday, somehow, be heard on Vinyl. Take a sad song, and make it better. And thanks to the Joyful Noise Recordings' 2020 White Label Series, that day has finally come. I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtrey and the deaf aids. phase one..."

- Kramer, Curator